That's a funny trick to play on God
27, they/them, queer, i post a lot of bad memes and my gender is A Very Small Frog
27, they/them, queer, i post a lot of bad memes and my gender is A Very Small Frog
Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds
Took a wrong turn somewhere
i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch
hostile work environment
msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat:
whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.
neither homophobic nor an ally but a secret third thing (unaware cat who keeps knocking over pride flag because he wishes to chew it)
I have something extremely important to say
My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw
The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture
mothers-and-fuckers-of-the-jury:
the traveling trinkets wagon is in town :) pick your purchase.
a small glass jar full of dried rose petals
incense cones and a small stone bowl to burn them in
an oracle deck wrapped in a scarf, no box to be found
a silver candlestick holder with one black candle resting in it
a star shaped woven basket of rocks
a chunk of quartz a little larger than the size of a human heart
a piece of driftwood that looks like an eye
a red paisley curtain with a few odd stains
a smooth, polished ball of amethyst
a jar full of what looks to be fortune cookie slips of paper
there is no guarantee the trinkets are not cursed. choose at your own risk. reblog to keep the trinket shop traveling.
Those little SMTWTFS pill cases are one of the greatest inventions of our age.
when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw
